Lillian Trashheap (née Behrendt) is definitely a person. They totally exist. They say a lot of things and feel a lot of things, mostly on web sites.
You probably know Lillian from being fat, that weird Anne Hathaway game, or for having absolutely no chill whatsoever on Twitter. They are a little bit of a writer, a little bit of an artist, but mostly someone who eats a fuckin ton of pasta and talks in depth about Wolverine’s sexuality until everyone is begging them to just shut up already.